I blame Aha: Wiki of Elation (Honkai: Star Rail/Multi) (2024)

alienbruchacho said:

Okay, 10* version of Gepard is now here. Jesus f*cking Christ, if he's the 'Ultimate Defense' does that mean he would be tougher than even the big f*cking wall that Qlipoth is making?

f*cking beautiful. Good job Sampo. Xianzhou will be in f*cking chaos once they realize Lan is moving straight towards Yaoshi and Yaoshi is doing the same. Everyone is going to think it's the final showdown between Aeons only for them to just float there, have a wordless conversation, then walk(?) in space together.

Hmmm... The only disease I know that is dangerous and far reaching so far is Mara-struck so one consequence is that Jingliu and Blade are fully sane again. Is there any other sick characters we know? Only other effect I can think of is that Natalia will have a week long break.

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It'll also cause mass gratitude and confusion across the universe and no one will know who to thank/what caused it, which by itself will lead to a ton simply cause of the scale of what happened. Well two Aeons acting so different all of a sudden might overshadow even something like all diseases being cured.

alienbruchacho said:

Sampo's wishes just sidestepped the entirety of the Xianzhou situation when the Traiblazers get there. Sure, there's Phantylia still scheming, but with every Mara-struck cured, she has literally nothing else to cause chaos there. Hell, even Dan Shu is cured of blindness, so her motive is just gone. Jingyuan and Fu Xuan have their hands full on handling the mess.

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I expect the disciples falling into a civil war of sorts once the problem is resolved. I expect Yaoshi to pay more attention to the Alliance due to them being her once children now Lan's Would expect Dan Shu becoming an Emanator soon enough.

I expected the wishes to be interesting, but not this special. There's so many ways this can go lmao

Also too bad Bofuri is not part of this. The moment I read Ultimate Defense I instantly thought of Ultimate Defense girl.

But what is Ultimate Defense anyway, is it protection, self defense or just the will to defend smth, to specify it and thus it's protected? Makes me very curious what will happen considering it also said he becomes the Ultimate Defense, is he an Aeon or smth like that now?

Cthal said:

So gepard is possibly good, though vague enough that the result can be unpredictable (I mean turning Gepard into an unbreakable wall, or shield, or into the Aeon of Defense - which would probably be absorbed by preservation - or swapping his existence with Qliphoth would all technically satisfy the wish),

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No if Gepard become an Aeon of Defense he would not be swallowed by Qliphoth as Preservation and Defense are two separate things and here's why.

I was going to wait to make the Ultimate Defense until Gepard showed up, but I'll just do it now.

I kinda wish IX got the constant power of friendship speech from imaginary friends that would also just kill THEM if THEY actually listened to them.

Kameganl said:

I was going to wait to make the Ultimate Defense until Gepard showed up, but I'll just do it now.

[Sampo's Wish - Gepard becomes the 'Ultimate Defense due to Sampo's wish to a genie. This will turn Gepard into the concept of 'defense' and 'shield', making his body near impossible to damage through conventional means. This also means he can freely create and manipulate all shields, and is able to spread imaginary shields(basically energy shields) around others. Due to the genie interpreting this wish as Sampo wishing for Gepard to defend Jarilo-VI, Gepard can project an imaginary shield capable of becoming large enough to defend the planet, although it will lose much of its strength if expanded to be that large, it will also channel the power of Jarilo-VI if required in the defense of the planet. Due to being the Ultimate Defense, he will become more likely to receive the gaze of Qlipoth as well, and will immediately gain immense power of Preservation despite this ability being completely independent of the Preservation.]

I kinda wish IX got the constant power of friendship speech from imaginary friends that would also just kill THEM if THEY actually listened to them.

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They already have that, except not imaginary: that's the entire point of the Doctor of Chaos Nihility-aligned faction

Cthal said:

They already have that, except not imaginary: that's the entire point of the Doctor of Chaos Nihility-aligned faction

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It's a bit different since IX can't simply ignore their existence like the doctors of chaos, I doubt IX even knows they exist after all.

short omake

lan- i love you but i must kill you

yanoshi - i love you but i must kill you too

they both trying destory each other while flirting

pandaofFall said:

short omake

lan- i love you but i must kill you

yanoshi - i love you but i must kill you too

they both trying destory each other while flirting

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The more things change, some things stay the same.

pandaofFall said:

short omake

lan- i love you but i must kill you

yanoshi - i love you but i must kill you too

they both trying destory each other while flirting

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They've been doing this chase for so long that it's the only way they know how to interact with each other. This time though, they're making nonverbal dialogue as the game of cat-and-mouse continues... Wait, doesn't this just turn into a reverse gender version of Brynhild and Sigurd's relationship in Fate?

Lan: "I'm sorry, but I can't hold back my directive for love anymore."
Yaoshi: "Do not worry Lan. All that you kill, I shall give life to. All suffering you deal, I shall soothe. I shall take all your rage so you may love again."
Lan: "Thank you. Now, brace yourself!" *Shoots a planet-killing arrow at Yaoshi's position*

On a random note, I find it funny that Sampo, of all f*cking people, turned LanShi into reality...

alienbruchacho said:

On a random note, I find it funny that Sampo, of all f*cking people, turned LanShi into reality...

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The guy just made Gepard THE immovable object, shipped two Aeon's togheter that were basically eternal enemies and healed everyone from diseases in the universe which will lead to who knows how much chaos and speculation.

And the best part is, there is no way anyone can track all of this back to him outside of a weird roll or him telling, he will be able to see all the chaos unfold while facing none of the consequences (at least directly), truly the masked fool of all time.

Average arbiter said:

The guy just made Gepard THE immovable object, shipped two Aeon's togheter that were basically eternal enemies and healed everyone from diseases in the universe which will lead to who knows how much chaos and speculation.

And the best part is, there is no way anyone can track all of this back to him outside of a weird roll or him telling, he will be able to see all the chaos unfold while facing none of the consequences (at least directly), truly the masked fool of all time.

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Herta is losing her mind on how to incorporate this to the Simulated Universe. Like, how did this sudden Enemies to Lovers come to be? Did it stem from way before? Is it related to Lan's ascension to Aeonhood? Since the universe-wide cure happened at the same time, is it possible that it stemmed from Yaoshi's love for Lan? Maybe it's an implementation of both their domains, with Lan hunting the diseases to kill them and Yaoshi to heal where he struck? WHERE IS THE FACTOR TO SIMULATE!?!?